Monday, February 16, 2009

So I was watching Two-And-A-Half Men, and one of them had been electrocuted and the other was inebriated( Allen and Jake), and I thought to myself " He's clearly not been electrocuted before and he's obviously had no experience throwing up of the edge of a deck." Both of which I've( I think) experienced first hand. Just my two-bits for this evening...

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  1. Wow. I thought I was weird. But I also like this show, so I think you are officially 2G2BT.

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  2. You probably have...
    Given what I know about you,that is.

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  3. no, by wiring. you know, stuff like tazers and dryers.

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  4. hmm... well, if u WERE electrocuted by a lightbulb, I guess "lightening" would make sense.

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  5. ^^You has a point.
    But wiring is cooler.
    Tasers, ah, why am I not surprised?

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  6. Tasers? Let me guess, for going to slow on the autobahn?

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  7. alright fine, although it's not much of a story. I signed up to do community service, and I got stuck helping out the police department. They weren't supposed to let me volunteer to get tazered, but I thougt. "this can't hurt too bad! plus, I'll have another story to tell my grandkids!" boy was I wrong :P

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  9. Oh my god. Micah? I thought you were a smart boy, you are beginning to remind me of... **shudders** S...S-Boy... **Faints**

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  10. pe-leeeze. Pi is equivalent to 3.14159265358979.

    Smart enough for you? or would you care for me to list the major gods in the Egyptian pantheon?

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  11. ^^No, no, that's OK.
    Really, you sound like my dad more and more every minute.

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  12. I would like to hear the gods in the Egyptian pantheon just to make sure you do not have a calculator at hand.

    **It's funny, you do not even know him and you seem to dislike him as much as we do.

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  13. *sigh* might as well.

    Osiris-once King of the Gods;God of the Nile, killed by his brother Set and turned King of the Underworld.

    Set- jealous brother of Osiris, killed him in an attempt to become king, chopped him into 14 pieces, and buried his head in a Tamarisk tree. (he had some serious family issues.)

    Isis-Wife of Osiris, god of magic and, occasionally, fertility. Mother of Horus.

    Horus-Son of Osiris of Isis, known by the greeks as Heru.Fought Set for rule of Egypt, lost his eye which was healed by Isis, the eye became a symbol of renewal and was known throughout Egypt.

    Ra- God of the Sun. his cult was based in Heliopolis, a major city.

    and now for the sake of diversity,
    The Atum- a god that attempted to spread monotheism throughout Egypt, more or less Ra in a different form, created by Akhenaten.

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