here I was. sitting at mi computadora, and my dad says "put your shoes on" Then he takes me to this gas station about 4 blocks away, where they were giving out free hotdogs. I got a free hotdog. YAY!
HODDOGS! But yea - my mom got a free toothbrush and lightbulb once. My mom is so lazy - she makes others "unlazy", like she'll call me from the basement to get me her remote - with is on her side table..
Well, yeah, the guy was arrested or something. And nobody likes PETA. I was there! With the lightbulb! And the toothbrush! Ian got me one..wonder where it is.
Same with mine, though for mine, being on for 10 minutes is a cause for addiction. So, heck, if they're going to get mad after 10 minutes, why not just be on there longer? (that sounds mean...)
I thought it was Micah. Well that means Micah stole it from Neopets. I swear I have heard my 2-year old cousin say that too. "Mommy, the popcorn kasploded in the microwave!"
Awesome. My parents would not even go across the street for free pizza. :(
ReplyDeletebut it's *free*!
ReplyDeleteI know, they are lazy.
ReplyDeleteI'm jealous. I go to school to steal free toothpicks and tape, and there you are, getting a free hotdog! It's just not fair.
ReplyDeleteyou steal...toothpicks. Do they have directions on the back?
ReplyDeleteLife is not fair.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you do with toothpicks?
ReplyDeleteanother joke?
ReplyDeleteNo. I honestly want to know.
ReplyDeleteJameson just enjoys stealing things.
ReplyDeleteBut the toothpicks thing is probably some sort of story.
HOTDOG!!! -tackleglomps-
Erm..yeah, sorry about that...I really like hotdogs...go figure.
I like hotdogs too...
ReplyDeleteMAH HOTDOG!
ReplyDeleteAlright, alright. I guess I can make a hotdog myself... I wonder why they call them "hot dogs".
ReplyDeleteEr..I don't know, but I don't want to find out either.There was this guy in some other country selling literal hot dogs.
ReplyDeleteThat is disgusting and cruel. I wonder if PETA knows about it.
ReplyDeleteHODDOGS! But yea - my mom got a free toothbrush and lightbulb once. My mom is so lazy - she makes others "unlazy", like she'll call me from the basement to get me her remote - with is on her side table..
ReplyDeleteWell, yeah, the guy was arrested or something. And nobody likes PETA.
ReplyDeleteI was there! With the lightbulb! And the toothbrush! Ian got me one..wonder where it is.
More free stuff? Can I get some of that?
ReplyDeleteAnd there is actually no story to it. It's just that you never know when you might need a toothpick.
Or a lightbulb.. I realized that I have a spelling error in my previous post - please excuse it...
ReplyDeleteOh, and why is it cruel if we eat dogs, but not chicken or beef or pork?
ReplyDelete(slight reference to "Ghazal vs. World: The Brownie Controversy")
My mom is the same way Dev... The exact same way. She will call me from my room upstairs, to change a channel for her! When she has the remote!
ReplyDelete-is blissfully ignored-
ReplyDelete-is blissfully too lazy-
ReplyDeleteHmm, come to think of it, that's not to good, is it?
-is totally alone-
ReplyDeleteI always either seem to be about to die surrounded by my insane family or home alone at my computer...
My computer is my savior. I almost get some sort of high when I am on it. I feel incomplete without it and it worries my parents.
ReplyDeleteSame with mine, though for mine, being on for 10 minutes is a cause for addiction.
ReplyDeleteSo, heck, if they're going to get mad after 10 minutes, why not just be on there longer?
(that sounds mean...)
They'll probably go beet red and explode, just like your head. Hey, it runs in the family, doesn't it?
ReplyDeleteWV: weenisms
A deathly syndrome in which the person suffering from it becomes an extremely lazy, overemotional weenie.
Oh who knows?
ReplyDeleteIt does NOT run in the family!
ReplyDeleteYes!
ReplyDeleteI don't think my parents have ever heard the word "kasplode" before.
Yeah, probably not.
ReplyDeleteWell, they HAVE heard of explode, and "kasplode" is just explode, only Jessica-ized.
ReplyDeleteActually I stole it from..I think it was Neopets.
ReplyDeleteo.0
I thought it was Micah. Well that means Micah stole it from Neopets. I swear I have heard my 2-year old cousin say that too. "Mommy, the popcorn kasploded in the microwave!"
ReplyDeleteYou have a 2 year old cousin?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I never know these things?
Yeah, I do. She lives somewhere in Whitby.
ReplyDeleteOh.
ReplyDeleteWhitby's pretty cool...
Cool?
ReplyDeleteI don't "kasplode". I just splode.
ReplyDeleteI could swear I have heard you say "kasplode" before...
ReplyDeletenope.
ReplyDeleteSploding is just as cool though...
ReplyDeleteYeah, 2 letters missing.
ReplyDeletekasploding. so cool. just two letters changed...
ReplyDeleteFascinating. Or excuse me, should I say "Fantastic!"
ReplyDeleteyou should.
ReplyDeleteWell then, Fantastic!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteI thought we agreed that "Brilliant" is over now.
ReplyDeleteumm... High fantastical?
ReplyDeletenah... too old-fashioned